Scenes From the Next Whatever

Sorry for the delay, folks…

We had to take care of a few things. Namely:

1) getting new jobs
2) getting engaged
3) moving to a new city in a new state
4) getting married
5) getting new jobs
6) finally getting back to this show…

Thanks for listening, y’all! Don’t forget to email us at jayandannie@gmail.com…

Check out our new page we’re building at www.thenextwhatever.com!!!

Click Here for Episode 19: We Interrupted This Broadcast

WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re back, y’all!

Sorry for the hiatus, but sometimes life gets in the way, you know?

Well, here’s a brand spankin’ new show for you (if any of you are still there….) including a new segment from The Southern Avenger. I’m interested to see what y’all think…

Thanks for the emails and comments while we’re away - they definitely made us smile and were the kick in the pants we needed to get off our lazy butts and get back into some podcasting fun!

Click on the shiny yellow button below for the show, and check out the show notes below.

It’s good to be home.
-Annie and Jay

Show Notes:

:00 The reason why
:21 We’re Voted America’s Best Podcast
1:00 Who we are – for the newbies
1:57 Annie can go the dentist now!
2:23 Topic 1: Atkins DIEt
4:00 Our pee is purple – what color’s yours?
5:25 Annie means “Matt, Jay’s Roommate”
5:45 The Onion Radio News
6:38 Topic 2: Britney Spears needs a publicist (and Jay’s looking for a job)
9:00 Topic 3: Our Awesome Weekend
13:05 Promo: The Sound of Young America podcast
14:00 We see Cowboy Mouth!
16:15 We find a new friend
20:00 This Week in TV will return in July!
21:00 Topic 4: Summer movies, some aren’t
23:35 The Southern Avenger: Yo Quiero Cheesesteak
26:53 Topic 5: Job Updates
29:30 Topic 6: Our Awesome Vacation
31:45 Happy Father’s Day y’all
34:10 Bye y’all/outro

Thanks for listening, y’all!

We really appreciate all of the emails and comments, so keep ‘em coming!

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Show Notes:
:00 Chewin’ the Fat Intro
1:10 Annie’s impression of her mom
1:21 Jay’s impression of Annie
1:28 Annie is wrong?!?!?!
1:49 Topic 1: Moving
2:59 Annie and the bag of poo
5:24 Topic 2: Movies
7:10 Annie as Akeelah
7:32 Yelling at teens in the theater. (Man, I’m old)
9:10 That’s how weak gazelles get killed
9:22 The Onion Radio News!
10:10 Topic 3: Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and MLS listings
11:50 I didn’t want to move then, would you?
12:50 SFTNW 22 – Broadcasting from where?
13:00 Annie is a born and bred Southern girl
13:13 Where cold is invented
14:15 Let Annie know to not be afraid
14:20 New tourism angle?
15:20 One of Annie’s secret dreams
16:40 We’re excitable
17:49 Podcast Promo: The Redboy Podcast featuring Absolute Amy
19:00 Topic 3: Mucho Dinero (No tenemos)
20:00 We meet a future Sweet Sixteen’er
22:30 Topic 4: A Magnificent Present!
25:00 Wanna eat BBQ with us?
25:45 Topic 5: This Week in TV
27:48 Topic 6: The Best. Drink. Ever.
29:18 Jay is full of bubbles
29:50 Wanna send Jay a birthday e-card?
29:55 We have a new address! jayandannie.com
30:15 Expect big things this year
30:38 This show was hit and miss
30:55 Annie plugs her favorite new movie
31:20 Elton helps us say goodbye (”The Annie Mix”)

Here’s the show y’all! I’ve got to go book Annie’s moving truck now (you’ll see…)

Click the shiny yellow thing to start the show!

Thanks and keep the emails and comments coming!

-Annie and Jay

Show Notes:
:00 Intro to sweet 16
:41 Annie provides all the topics
1:51 Thanks for listening to the shortest show ever - kidding!
2:08 Lost
3:30 Would you date Annie?
4:00 Annie forgets that people can’t see us
4:20 Annie and Jay go fishing = catch trees, lose shoes, and cut legs
9:23 Annie tooks and leaved it
9:48 The Onion Radio News
10:35 We eat the Best. Meal. Ever.
13:20 Podcast Pickle promo
13:44 Jay loves him so DVR
16:16 Annie is moving.
16:51 Guys’ houses vs. Girls’ houses
18:47 Annie invents a grocery aid
21:39 Jay and DVR are running away together
21:54 Promo: The Zee and Zed Show
23:07 Annie’s couch vs. Jay’s sack of potatoes
24:33 Suri Cruise exerts her alien powers on my TV
29:00 Good-bye/The Outdoor Type

Forgive us, Father for we have sinned. It’s been two weeks since our last podcast.

But here it is in all it’s glory. Click the little icon thingie below to listen to the show!

And while you’re listening to the show, you can check out the show notes that are below…

Thanks for the comments and emails! Keep ‘em coming! You can also put yourself on our map, take our survey, or donate via PayPal. But don’t do all of those things - that’d just be ridiculous. Pick one and run with it…or just tell a friend to tune in!

In Nomeni Wal-Mart, Et TV, Et Lenny and Steve,

-Jay

Show Notes:
:00 Intro
:08 Doing it Our Way!
1:23 Voted America’s Best Podcast…By Our Mothers
1:55 Did you wonder if we broke up?
2:33 Diagram of an Annie and Jay fight
3:03 Hobo recieves a “Standing O!”
4:32 Schlitz Malt Liquor - “It busts a cap in all other malt liquors’ asses, yo.”
5:35 Scenes From the Next Whatever - the Improv Show!
7:09 Annie’s parents are coming into town.
7:21 We interrupt this broadcast…with The Onion Radio News!
8:21 Spring has sprung!
9:25 Annie’s moment of clarity
10:35 The Tale of Acid Man and Underage Drinking Girl at the Condo Corral
18:35 Annie meets a potential roommate/serial killer
19:37 Podcast Promo: Me and the Bean
21:20 It’s Job Interview Season!!!!
22:59 Compare and contrast: Lutheran vs. Catholic services
27:23 This Week in TV - Lost and Grey’s Anatomy
29:20 Happy Anniversary, Nate and Di!
29:40 Thanks for the emails and Paypal donations!
30:00 Annie is vindicated
30:40 I hate Wal-mart, but LOVED Super Wal-mart!
31:20 Annie loves lenses!
32:25 Annie gives out my address
33:05 Thanks for listening!
33:20 Toodly-doodily

Email us at jayandannie@gmail.com

Happy Friday, everybody!

Tune in and listen to the latest scoop! Jay’s in a musical, Annie has an OCD freakout in a theater, and we rap about botulism…That’s right. a rap about botulism. and salmonella.

Thanks for the comments and emails! Keep ‘em coming! You can also put yourself on our map, take our survey, or donate via PayPal. But don’t do all of those things - that’d just be ridiculous. Pick one and run with it…or just tell a friend to tune in!

Have a great weekend, y’all.
-Jay and Annie

Show Notes:
:00 Now with 27% more funny!
1:55 Topic 1: Annie’s new job
2:34 Theory of Coworkers
3:24 Friday is Jeans Day
5:00 Jay’s new annoying catch phrase
5:20 Topic 2: H for Hobo
7:30 Let’s go down theatre street!
9:25 Come to the show, so I can eat.
9:42 Annie and I perform 3/29
10:30 Annie lays down the law
11:16 Topic 3: Botulism…from dented cans?
12:19 It’s really hard to cut unpitted olives
13:58 Everything in hip-hop is true
14:28 Topic 4: V for Vendetta/Annie’s OCD Hell
21:10 Jay fixes the mixes
22:22 Topics 5 & 6: Jay - the Next Top Chef?
24:10 Topic 7: Church?!?
26:13 Jay gets an interview!
27:30 ‘Bama bound?
28:39 Jay pretends to not like being a drama queen
29:29 The Fighting Gnomes rock!
31:42 Email us! Leave us comments! Send us promos!
32:00 Thanks Nobodies and Zee and Zed show! (And while I forgot to mention them on the show, I also want to send a shout to Me and the Bean!
32:27 Jason gets zinged!
32:35 We get Blunted
35:53 Bonus!

Welcome back, everybody!

Lots of info in this jam-packed show, so let’s get right to it, shall we?

Show Notes:

:00 Chewin’ the fat
:41 Annie got a job!
1:56 One down, one to go
3:00 We love Hoops and Yoyo (wanna sponsor us, guys?)
3:28 Send Annie’s mom a b-day e-card!
3:55 Nine topics in no particular order
4:14 The cats are doing it
6:12 We confront the cats
6:37 Jay lives on meat and cheese
9:00 Annie’s one-year anniversary with her other boyfriend
9:25 This Week In TV
11:24 Annie’s attempt at a British accent
12:27 Jay makes stupid-but funny-jokes
17:15 Annie’s improv show
19:19 The Sofa Kings - the “next big thing?”
20:24 MySpace might have Jumped the Shark
20:41 Annie remembers her 21st birthday at City Bar
21:10 Jay’s driving v. walking hypothesis
22:52 Zap! Who Will Your 10 Be?
24:00 We may be rich by the time you read this
24:50 House Party USA
27:30 Thanks everyone, and thanks Pickle People!
28:00 Email us or leave us a comment
28:15 Paypal, Frappr, and Surveys
28:30 Just Choose One!
29:21 Kick Butt=Get Buck, Annie.
33:01 Bonus Feature!!!! Roommate Matt Speaks!!!!

Hey everybody!

We’re back and (hopefully) sounding better than ever!

Click this shiny new button for Episode 12: Annie and Jay v2.0 - (and all our other episodes! They’re all on this here new-fangled player we done got for free from Podtrac!)

Please fill out our listener survey, send us an email to jayandannie@gmail.com or leave us a comment at http://jayandannie.blogsome.com!

Thanks so much for listening!!!
-Jay

Show notes below:
:00 Death by podcast
:10 America’s Best Podcast
:57 Do you know what I mean?
1:41 Annie and Jay v2.0
2:10 Black socks and coffee mugs
2:43 This Week in TV
3:15 Too much Botox
4:09 We got flava
5:09 I love it when we’re cruisin’ together
5:40 We’re a package deal
7:00 I’m Sofa King funny
9:05 www.myspace.com/thesofakings99/
9:42 Wanna see Annie and I do improv?
10:11 We like Grey’s Anatomy
10:28 We LOVE the public library
12:28 CSI, SUV, or SVU…whatever
13:48 The Sexpot and the Teacher
15:45 We like Kelly Clarkson, Joe!
17:27 Does anyone else like Project Runway?
20:19 Thanks, Podcast Pickle forums!
20:33 Shout out to Rick!
21:13 Thanks Angel!
22:14 We stress out about our job situation
23:24 Annie gets an email
24:00 We have a minor freak out about our job situation
25:38 Please fill out our audience survey!
26:58 We compose ourselves
28:29 Everything is fine
28:47 Email us or leave us a comment at jayandannie@gmail.com or http://jayandannie.blogsome.com
29:29 All is not lost

What was supposed to be here was Episode 12: Annie and Jay Version 2.0

but…

Dammit! We lost a 30 minute show in the editing process, so we’re gonna do one tomorrow. But in the meantime - here’s what’s shaking:

1) Thanks to everyone at the Podcast Pickle Forums for your help on our recording issues.
2) We’re now using REAL MICS and a mixer (Thanks Roommate Matt!).
3) Please fill out our audience survey - it’ll take 5 seconds and is completely anonymous. We’re just trying to pay bills, y’all.
4) We’re still looking for jobs.
5) I can’t believe that friggin’ computer crashed.
6) Thanks Angel for the voiceover work. If you need some done, email us!
7) Thanks for the kind words, Nate and Di. We got your back, too.

We’ll put our heads together and put another show together tomorrow. New segment (This Week In TV), and other exciting things now that we sound quasi-professional!

Thanks!
-Jay

Hey Folks!

We’re back again and another year older and together. Took a little vacation, and spent some time with my fam before coming back here to put together a quick little show for you.

So, click here for Episode 11: Insert Witty Title Here (we were too tired to come up with anything)

The show notes are below, so enjoy!

And don’t forget to email us and/or put yourself on our map!

Thanks!
-Jay and Annie

Show Notes:

:00 Cookie Crisp and Henieken…mmm…
:22 New Intro!
:47 Props to Angel
1:01 Props to our listeners
1:39 Duck Duck Goose
2:08 Annie Gets a Root Canal
3:00 Annie Gets Screamed At
4:12 Jay Gets Another Quasi-Job
5:19 The Heat Is On
6:09 Annie and Jay Go To The Movies
9:09 Annie and Jay Go Old School
10:25 All the Way to San Jose
11:28 Rachel Ray Helps Out
12:26 The Batter Shakin’ Boogie
13:08 Our Annie-versary
15:31 We Out…sorta
16:27 Spread the Word
16:33 Do You Remember?
19:50 Bonus Material!