Scenes From the Next Whatever

Hey folks.

As many of you know, Annie and I are looking for jobs. Well, in between jobs, we’re doing things to help supplement our income (e.g. freelance work, hosting trivia, begging for change, writing for the City Paper - although I’ll keep doing that, etc).

In addition to those aspects of our glamorous lives, we’re now working with a company that helps podcasters like Annie and I find sponsors. But, we need your help to do it.

Please fill out our audience survey!

Just click on the link above and answer a VERY BRIEF survey (It should only take 1-2 minutes. Tops. Not like the $100 survey that ACW sabotaged - which I love, by the way…) for us. It’ll enable us to tell advertisers who we are and who our listeners are (demographically speaking, that is…it’s completely anonymous) so that we can get some Ad $$$ into our pockets and can keep buying our weekly $2.99 rotissirie chicken on Sundays from Harris Teeter. And solid gold grills, yo. Annie’s grill be slammin’, y’all.

We think you’re ever so smart and attractive.

Thanks,
-Jay and Annie

Hey Folks!

We’re back again and another year older and together. Took a little vacation, and spent some time with my fam before coming back here to put together a quick little show for you.

So, click here for Episode 11: Insert Witty Title Here (we were too tired to come up with anything)

The show notes are below, so enjoy!

And don’t forget to email us and/or put yourself on our map!

Thanks!
-Jay and Annie

Show Notes:

:00 Cookie Crisp and Henieken…mmm…
:22 New Intro!
:47 Props to Angel
1:01 Props to our listeners
1:39 Duck Duck Goose
2:08 Annie Gets a Root Canal
3:00 Annie Gets Screamed At
4:12 Jay Gets Another Quasi-Job
5:19 The Heat Is On
6:09 Annie and Jay Go To The Movies
9:09 Annie and Jay Go Old School
10:25 All the Way to San Jose
11:28 Rachel Ray Helps Out
12:26 The Batter Shakin’ Boogie
13:08 Our Annie-versary
15:31 We Out…sorta
16:27 Spread the Word
16:33 Do You Remember?
19:50 Bonus Material!

Wow. Double digits! Thanks soooo much for listening y’all.

Click here for Episode 10: Fan Appreciation Day.

I’ll keep putting link s to our shows on my blog, but from now on, you can always find all things Scenes-related right here.

Thanks again, everyone!

Show Notes below.

:00 The Big 10
:08 Come and relax now
:53 Themed episode
1:45 Who the heck are you people?
2:15 Leave us a comment at http://jayandannie.blogsome.com or email jayandannie@gmail.com
3:00 Mary from wherever writes…
3:51 Add yourself to the Frappr Map
5:06 Annie and I have an improv performance tonight
5:45 Communism works – in theory
6:00 Improv 101
6:46 Whatevs
8:35 Our Super Sunday
9:50 Memoirs reviewed
10:20 A podcasting injury
12:20 Annie wins at HORSE
12:52 Weekdays vs. Weekends – what’s the difference?
13:40 Help us figure out our lives
14:05 Help us help you
15:45 Jay writes and Annie consults
17:55 Bringin’ it back
18:05 Wanna meet us? Feb 21 at The Map Room
19:30 Five weeks smoke free
20:10 We visit family
20:50 This pizza will change your life
22:00 Thanks!
22:20 Annie rips on my haircut
22:35 Jay burps in retaliation
23:40 Record a voice message and email it to us
25:00 Don’t forget to email us and/or leave us a comment
25:15 Jay wins a prize from the 4th Time Around show!
25:55 We out!
26:18 If only…

Happy Friday, y’all! Click here for Episode 9: 29.5 Minutes of Inspiration. Lots of new stuff going on, so we hope you enjoy catching up with us!

On a related note - I’m building a new site that will be solely for the show, and will link to it from this site. I know some folks couldn’t care less about what I write here, and some folks may never have listened to our show that visit here (although I hope you give us a try soon!).

Have a great weekend, everybody.
-Jay

Show Notes

:00 Feelin’ Fine
:07 I wanna be a…
1:07 It feels like forever
1:12 Update
1:52 Deep-clean your life
3:15 Losing the Battle of the Bands
3:58 Conspiracy theory
4:20 Annie’s birthday eve…and an anniversary
6:00 Beware the Friend Zone
7:12 Holding court
8:40 Guardian Angel
11:53 Jay and Kevork
13:24 Annie’s nannie-er…I mean, nano.
15:12 3.5 minutes of inspiration
16:45 Wanna go night hiking with us?
17:31 A very specific phobia
18:58 Me write good
20:00 Chris Rose is funny
20:35 Jay’s phobia
21:20 Lana is good
22:15 Virginia is deep
25:10 Thanks for listening – send us an email!
26:27 3.5 minutes of inspiration

Click here for Episode 8: Free to Be You and Me

Show Notes
:00 We carry bass
:13 Ray knows what’s up
:37 Welcome back!
1:16 A really bad idea of mine
2:00 Break out your black arm bands
3:02 Updates
3:45 Not smoking sucks (part I)
5:42 Run your mouth…ful of lies
6:43 Jay’s rock and roll fantasy
7:55 Jay’s “no job freakout”
9:39 Annie makes an astute observation
10:15 Not smoking sucks (part II)
10:43 We see Aziz Ansari
10:58 Annie butchers Rolling Stone Magazine’s name
11:17 Jay butchers Rob Huebel’s name
13:00 It’s not an episode without talking about Jason Mraz
14:00 Annie interviews Jason Mraz
15:40 Thanks everyone! Leave us a comment or email!
16:40 Who wouldn’t want to be us?

Click here for Episode 7: Cats, Careers, and Calypso Music

Show Notes

:00 Intro
:07 Dolly knows what’s up
1:03 Bomb 1 - Lenny and Steve join the family
1:23 The cat talk begins
2:33 Why Annie’s Annie
3:26 Bomb 2 Jay’s jobless
5:04 Annie’s philosophy on job searching
6:35 Someone should invent a breakfast burrito machine
8:51 Annie wants to be a checkout girl
9:07 Roommate Matt’s marimba playing provides background music pleasure
10:13 What Jay wanted to be when he grew up
10:28 Annie’s 2 year old boyfriend
10:55 9 Days smoke-free
11:10 Annie’s aside to the audience
12:20 Annie’s revelation
13:41 Smoking and puking
14:00 Wanna hear another disgusting story?
15:29 The looks of horror in the hall
17:32 Bigger picture
18:00 Filthy rich vs. just filthy
18:40 Will wager for food
19:22 Adopt-a-podcaster
21:30 Knit it on a pillow
22:18 The latest on Annie’s E-bay/Paypal saga
22:47 Lenny makes an appearance on the show
23:23 We try to go weekly
24:19 Email us!
24:29 Annie makes a really good point. Dammit.
26:23 We avoid becoming weird cat podcast show
26:43 Goodnight everybody
27:03 Jet takes us out

Click here for Episode 6: Holidazed and Conused

Show Notes

:00 Your Pal, Auld Lang Syne
:29 Jack counts off the episode number
:59 Sorry folks…that won’t happen again
1:35 Time to take down your Christmas vacations. I mean, decorations
2:01 Annie quits her job!
3:05 Be happy you have garbage pickup!
3:49 Bleeping out secret identities!
5:00 Your jerky teenage years
5:45 Our visit to New Orleans
9:25 We pimp it MTV Cribs style in Gulf Shores
11:15 Roadtrips with no fights equals true love
11:54 Annie rests her eyes
12:21 Annie’s hypnosis story
13:35 Always opt for the blanket
14:35 You say tomato, I say capillary
15:46 Annie connects to the Matrix
17:00 Annie becomes a Scientologist
18:05 Annie becomes the interior decorator of her mind
20:40 Touch your hand to soothe your foot
21:31 We love us some Walnettos
22:06 Us Talk Pretty One Day
24:49 Tell Annie what you think she should do for her next job
25:14 A new tradition is born
26:39 We close because of Annie’s nose
27:05 The Annie Unemployment Charity Fund?
27:42 Goodnight everybody.

Click here for Episode 5: Would You Rather Be Bonaduce?

Show Notes

:00 Dave helps out with the intro
:28 A story about Karma
2:45 Yet another holiday party
3:20 The Pootie Tootie streak continues
6:19 What’s the problem-a ducci?
6:48 Nate and Di and the Podcast Pickle hook us up!
7:07 No more unauthorized pictures
7:39 A dichotomy of styles
8:05 The holiday pre-party
9:35 Parties and the Po-Po
11:41 A mother dashes the dreams of children
11:59 Mrs. Claus has no comment
13:19 LYCWTSYF?
14:00 a 60 second crappy story by Jay
15:00 Katie-O gets shouted out
16:21 The first taste is free
17:05 Essential tars and nicotines
17:52 Annie bargains with Maggie
18:00 The Would You Rather? questions begin
19:00 Thanks, er, wait, we’re not done
20:24 I choose to wear a retainer and go to Vegas
21:25 Shout out to Jay’s dad
21:35 Jay tries to clean up and answer for our moms
22:15 Thanks, er, wait, we’re not done
23:18 We’re done

Click here for Episode 4: White Gospel Choir Member Can’t Jump

Show Notes

Intro: Shout out to PJ
:20 Annie and I are now in a fight
1:10 This may be the last episode you’ll ever hear from us
1:24 The Gospel Choir - revisited
2:24 Annie joins the choir - accidentally
2:50 Walk the Line may inspire dye jobs
4:49 Annie gets the Pretty Woman treatment at a clothing store
5:31 We make up. For a second.
6:03 Scenes From the Next Whatever Meets Nate and Di!
6:35 A Full House flashback
7:30 Enjoy a cocktail before your gay office party
8:20 Verbal documentation of Jay’s good deeds
8:50 The make up is over.
9:04 Round 2.
9:08 All you need is patience. Thanks Axl.

Click here for Episode 3: Friends, Fowl, and the Attack of the Inebriated Nephew

Show Notes

Intro
:03 Otis counts off our episode number…
:20 Happy Belated Thanksgiving…
1:12 We love each other…or something…
1:30 Cracker Barrel Blowout…
3:50 Our Town - Supersized…
6:03 Annie despises my neighbors llamas…
7:06 This episode brought to you by Tyson Chicken…
7:40 Attack of the Inebriated Nephew…
10:25 This episode brought to you by Auto Zone…
11:00 The verdict is in - and it’s not good…
13:30 We’re all college-educated upper middle class white women…
14:04 This episode brought to you by Pocono Mountains resorts…
15:50 I’m not pootin’ or tootin’…
17:05 Annie loves Jason Mraz…
18:45 Oh, that is cool…when you are 14…
19:29 This episode brought to you by Kodak…
20:30 Truth in Advertising…
21:35 Everything is better in IMAX…
23:15 Thanks for listening…seriously…thanks…
23:59 This episode brought to you by slipandslide.blogsome.com…
24:28 Annie has an Ebay issue…
25:58 This episode brought to you by the City of Great Neck, New York…
27:14 Outro by Jason…